THE LAST ONE
I can’t stop laughing
the trinity of confused medical professionals
Anonymous asked: strippers are so fucking dirty
Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of your dad leaving your family every weekend to come make it rain on me.
wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)
what the hell are you
how do astronauts say they’re sorry?
We dont apologize.
we are perfect.
nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ